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Thursday, June 29, 2006'♥



well...

=¿×{ẅεĩ§з®ŋ}×?= says:

u change skin queen la u~!

haha... cos i need sth to help me relax mar...

n i cant stop myself from logging on to
www.blogskins.com mar...

so.. the moment i saw sth nice...

i get rily bored n sick of my skin... so.. XD

n so... now m the CHANGING-SKIN-QUEEN... s said by my pp.. -.-

anyway.. i think i have to stop myself...

haha...

OKAY.... n so Tml is the great day of
Germany and Argentina.

both are great football teams... but.... i like GERMANY MORE!!!!


GERMANY VS ARGENTINA

Not I say one.. haha... =D I noe germany

can win.. XD

ciao.. =D


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Tuesday, June 27, 2006'♥

I AM HAVING A HEADACHE!!!!

4.45 am - Woke up..
6.30 am - Reach the stupid school...
7.30 am - 1.00 pm - STUDY study STUDY!!
1.30 pm - 2.30 pm - RUSH like nobody's business home.. bathe n eat..
3.00 pm - 5.00 pm - Sat in e tiny little KANCIL for 2 hours...

n NOW..... m stuck in e office in johor jaya name PINE SYSTEM where my mum refuse to fetch me home....

m STUCK here... with a terrible headache...
n... there is about 20++ question of maths waiting for me at home...

AAARRRGGGGHHHH~~~

I hate migrains.... y don they just give me a break!!! huh!!!!
don force me to smash my brains into pieces wit a hammer ar!!!
ISH ISH ISH!!!!

TML GOT MATHS TUITION sumore...
i must y go n DIE!!!

n wats frustrating me e most is.... i m studying so slow..!!!
i m onli in chapter 2 bio...
n suagu wang loong ade at chap 8!!!
tell me sumbody...!!!!
is he a human???
or n alien made out of brains n nothing except brains!!!

wat the...

n I have tt St john hari koko & hari bendera thing to worry bout..
n... a the treasurer of 6RS2 & 6RS3... i have to collect the money.. sell the coupons...

aaahhhhh!!!! i wan to die.. i wan to die... I WAN TO DIE!!!

pls... sumone... dig a grave for me...

but not until germany gets the world cup champions title... =D

n i made him angry today......
cant imagine HIM to b angry wit me.. T.T
i feel bad.. awful!!!

i wan to commit suicide...
which is a better way????
jump of a building?? slit my wrist wit a piece of glass?? or drown myself in e toilet bowl?? ( YUCK!) or wateva...

DIE....Die.... die.... JASMINE is.... DEAD!!



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Sunday, June 25, 2006'♥

WEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~

GERMANY VS SWEDEN
2 : 0

YESH!!!!
GERMANY ROX big time!!!!!!!!
p/s : i actually wanted to put germany's flag colour..
budden.. if i use black.. cant c mar..
so i tot Grey wil do e trick??
hehe... so just close one eye n imagine tt is black. =D

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Saturday, June 24, 2006'♥




Regarding that stupid bio cell pic... since i, the genius had spent 1440000 seconds on it...

so.. i decided to let u guys have a look of the.....

" V SUAGU CELL PIC "


T H E CUCURBITA STEM

Look carefully... open ur @@ wide!!!! n do not hesitate to believe...

THIS is the one n only masterpiece by the greatest artist...

- J A S M I N E Y E O-

Errrr.. mayb u nv heard of her b4... mayb cos u weren't born at tt time when she is sooo famous.. =D

Remember y i said the teacher was so wu liao.?!?!!

This was wat i meant... circle Circle & CIRCLE!!!!!!

Trust me now?!?!?!

kkayz... nx topic...

THE WORLD CUP

GERMANY VS SWEDEN

i wan to watch to9's match lar... but my house no astro ler...

so bo bian lor... nvm... i m behind GERMANY all the way..

GO KLOSE!!! GO BALLACK!!!!

=DD boooo u sweden... bluek.... how i wish i could c u lose to9... =D


AWWWW~~~ he is so COOL... haha....

But i just love the ball more.. =D

M tired... n the match had started.. but i cant watch... T.T

i noe germany wil win de =DD


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due to the hectic life style... for like.. omoz a month..

i now pronounce tt Jasmine Yeo Shu Ming

date of death

" XX/XX/20XX" its a sooner or later case =D

Time of death

"XX:XX:XX"

m so damn tired of my sch life lar... to think i once was like cuckoo enuf to have tt "Can't wait to go to sch" quote in mind....

i m wondering how could i survive for sleeping less den 6 hours a day..
n having tuition , tonnes of homework...
n sum stupid bio assesments?!?!?!?

TRY to imagine....

THAT u have to draw a portion of e cell... IN DETAIL...
just like how u c from the light microscope..
so i spent like 4hours... ( not concentrating lar of cos ) drawing big circles n small circles...
wat the..... EVEN MY DAD says tt y i so free... ntg-to-do ar?!?!

ish... cant imagine tt's wat e GURU CEMERLANG OF BIOLOGY teach lar... idiot!!!
booo u chia lok thye...

aiks... going to his tuition laterz.... -_-"

besides homework...
i have to study... sian.. once i like relax a while onli...

my father say : '' y u so free de?? who say u can watch tv... u should b studying wat..!!"
me said : " ya lar.. i study abit liao mar.."
he said : " onli a bit?? other sub??"
me said : " Walau.. u think i genius mer??? nid time to absorb the mar.. "


------------conversation closed--------------
So after all the studying... tuition-ing n drawing circles... i finally...
FELL SICK!!
I was down wit a fever 2 days ago... went to e clinic.. got myself a mc.. so i din go to sch on fri lor..
N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who noes tt fatty secretly came back from oz... !!!
AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH
I wan to c him mar.. ish.. so swei.!!! ppl sick onli he come back...
i was in sch all the other days mar.. y he donwan to come ler... HMPH!!
nvm lar.. he wil be back on mon again.. weeeeeeeeee~!
N sorry wind.. sorry for putting u aeroplane.. but i cant come out.. so.. S-O-R-R-Y!!!
BUT there is 1 thing worth celebrating after falling ill... tt is.. i lost one kg.. ( or mayb 2 kg=D)
N n n.. i notice i study faster when i m sick.. weee. i finally finish tt stupid bio's chapter 1.. so damn long -_-"
kk... ciao... got tuition..

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Saturday, June 17, 2006'♥

hmmm.. i suppose my blog has been deserted for quite a few days lar hor... heee

but den.. i got a v good reason...

tt is... i m so damn tired...

i m starting to hate my bus..

come so early for wad???

think m fishmonger mer?

need go pasar choose the best fish ar??

ish!!!!

everyday i come back.. i m so tired..
den i wil sleeeeeeeep... til like 6/7 pm.. den have to do homework n study..

QUITE KE SIAN LOR!!!!

n i don even have much time to study..
so.. of cos i won hv time to online lor..

act.. i don have time to study mainly cause of football lar..
hee... everynight oso watch.. den forgot to study liao..

anywayz... tuition life has started...
tt mins lesser time to SLEEP!!!!
aiks...

n yesterday... JASMINE & EDWIN act promised to meet us in cs after sch..
n dono who lor.. say until so nice.. wan to watch movie.. lim teh n blah!!!

DEN... wad wad????
first... ed called ying tian..

" Wei... wad time u all coming... i ade fa mei liao lar..."
" okok.. we coming liao.. wait huh"

fyi.. ed waited for jasmine for like.. 2 hours???
so den we rushed over... in colins car...
den when we reach ler..

ed:'' eh.. i wan go tebrau city ler.."
yt:'' zou lar zou lar..."

FINE... we got tuition at 445 mar.. how to go ler?!?!
k lor...

ed.. i noe u like ying tian so much lar...
SHOOOO!!!!

so.. conclusion is.. instead of meeting us.. we met him just to say BYE to each other..

FREN TIL TODAE LOR!!!!!!!
BYE!!!!

hmph.........

p/s: m going to learn driving.. pray for me.. =D

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Wednesday, June 07, 2006'♥

hehe... i did this quiz... got to noe the website from min's bloggie....

n soooo....

I end up bein... R U K I A...

Take The Quiz Yourself!


btw.. i don watch bleach.. so i dono who is this character...
but.. she looks kinda cool ... =D

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weeee.... i've got a japanese name... =D
but.. it sounds....
not v nice ler..
bluek...

Your Japanese Name Is...
Noriko Genji
What's" your Japanese Name?


:P i too free... bluek!!

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Tuesday, June 06, 2006'♥

hee... todae went to redbox in jusco.. =D

honestly.. it was my first time....
n i heard alot of tt kinda story lor.. haha...
n we did encounter it ler..

when we masuk the room rite... den we start singing...
(oops forgot to mention who, me wingee n shi hui )
den.. SUDDENLY .....
the lights went crazy... it was kinda bright.. n suddenly it just went dark...
WOOOOOOOT~!~!
wad was tt?? hee.. i've no idea =P

3 of us took some pics in there =D

2 suagu po.. shi hui & wingee

wingee, shi hui, ME!!!

Gua hui & Me

**************************************

after tt Chee hoe came to join us.. but i haven get his pix yet..... so.. SABAR =D den after we finish singing we go meet jeremy, ying tian n eeee...=D

we went jln-jln n we met sumone !! hee.. SUMONE.. who is v 'important' to me.. hee... make me so happy seh.. bluek!!!!

den we went to take photos... weeee~! so long i nv take photo wit em liao.. so hapee!!! but the guys don wan.. so............. we... 5 gals went ahead wit the plan =D n.. the PIX ...

WE - the 5 - =D

hee... ok.. nth to crap anymore.. hiakhiak... ciao.......

m gonna miss em.. all leaving to MMU liao.. sob... T.T


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Monday, June 05, 2006'♥

evibody is changing skin...
hehe.. so.. i muz keep up to the trend too =D

act i could have finish this hours ago...

cos y???

cos jasmine yeo is stupid enuf..
n... to emphasize!!! she is stupid for 2 times!!!!

1. she accidentally click the " clear edits "

2. she din save n.. she closed e window accidentally...

grrr... n tt mins.. i did the same thing all over again cos of my stupidity...

anyways... bad mood now...

i'm sensitive....

Yar... I M........

SENSITIVE!!!! ARGH!!!! i hate tt word....

FINE!!!

CIAO!!!!

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Sunday, June 04, 2006'♥

after 5 yrs... F I V E years!!!! i finally went to SINGAPORE today!!!!!

weeee~! m soooo happy.. hehe... so long liao ler.. m rily suagu lor.. aih..
i think i'll make e nx visit after 5 yrs?? hee.. no lar.. i wan go wit ws in dec hor!!?! =D

we reach bout 11 i think.... my dear papa was so clever to take 2nd link to avoid e jam... so pandai.. i guess i hv most of his brains =D ( m juz being bu yao lian.. ok?? don mind me muahahaha)

went to visit my aunty (da gu) n my cousins....
guess wad i found out when i c em???
SHIT!!! i was so damn short... SO SHORT!!!! T.T

SEE wad i min??? look.. Jennifer is onli one yr older den me n.. she is SO TALL!! n look at me.. m so short!!! ish!!! n jessie.. she is younger den me.. n she is taller den me too.. jus tt its not tt obvious in this pic!!! m onli 168 cm.. n jennifer is 173!!! GOD!!! let me b at least 170 plsplspls.. T.T

i mayb one of e tallest in sch... but... m e shortest in my family... but m owaz glad when my sis comes to my rescue.!!! i must rily thank her.. for being e shortest so far... THANKS GOD!!!! =D

we went to the Raffles country club or sth to have our lunch.. quite nice lar.. hee... den we took some pic in tt club... wit my aunt n uncle.. =D


LOOK!!! just look at their legs... so damn long wei!!!! y!!! y m i so shortie!!!! oh my.. i rily cant take it liao... AAAAHHHHHH!!!! m so SHORT!!!!!!

den after tt we went to... wisma atria... to gai gai lor.. since i've not been to singapore for FIVE years.. hehe... we went by bus.. cos its easier.. save the trouble of finding parking lots..

so.. after hours of gaigai-ing.. i made up a conclusion... tt is...

" Singapore is a good place to cuci mata.. but not to buy them.. cos... if u convert the currency... its WOOT!!!! so damn expensive lar!!!! how to buy..!!! "

but m rily impressed wit their bus stops lor.. so chunted.. compared to malaysia wan.. aiyo.. donwan say lar.. mempersiasweikan negara sendiri.. =D

den.. in my aunt house.. she gave us so many things lor.. she is known as the santa claus of YEO's family.. mostly all my sch bags r from her lor.. now we got sumore -_-


The CONVERSE TWINS =D

one of em is mine.. my auntie gave it to me last yr.... n den the other was my cousin's... =D guess which is mine ??? heee.. bluek!!!!


the COCA-COLA things.. haha...


DA CHANG JIN & MIN ZHENG HAO =D


eat FOOTBALL, sleep FOOTBALL , drink FOOTBALL! =)

i kinda like my camera more n more... its so chunted =D so... everyone.. buy CANON POWERSHOT S80!!!!

m damn tired!!! oh ya.. last words... pls... gv me 5 more cm!!!! i wan to b 173 oso...!!!!


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Saturday, June 03, 2006'♥

hehe.. today was.. agung's bday.. so.. my parents took us out.. for a.. " family day trip? "

haha.. so.. we got up EARLY!!! in the morning.. which was.. 8+ AM!!!!
wow~! its been a long time since i wake up in the morning.. haha.. =D

we set off to pontian... makan the mee... ( she yong say its wanton mee wor.. BUT ITS NOT LER!!!)
n the Otak-0tak... NICE NICE!!=D
( ppl say we're crazy... pergi soooo jauh just to eat.. haha.. i act agree wit tt =D)

THEN.... Next station...


K U K U P
Heee... i took a number of pictures of the kelongs n boat... the above is the kukup jetty... so i shall let u guys enjoy e photos first... den i'll do e typing.. hehe
K E L O N G S
this kelong was act miles away from e place m standin.. thanks to the digital zoom.. n woot!! its so clear sumore..
n one suagu ahpek sumore suan me.. say
" sure pai bu dao de!!"
Ish!!! den i purposely took one lor.. den i toleh ke belakang n say loud loud
"WHO say canot?!!!"
den i walk off.. woot~!! hee...

N K E L O N G S

THE F E R R Y

Wee...m SPLASHING!!


i don wan to live anymore.. T_T i wana die.. i shall end my life here.. on 1..............2......................3.......................

oi.. JACK!! arent u suppose to come out n say " U JUMP I JUMP!!!" Ape lar lu.. >.<


T H E P A R R O T =D

***************************************

Now.. its seafood time.. no way we're going to leave kukup without eating the seafood... but.. we were quite full due to the meee.. so we onli ordered crabs n clams... ( the crab not nice oso =( sien..)


The C R A B!

can u imagine this SMALL plate of crabs cost us over RM 40??

n its so NOT NICE!!


c got alot of shell hor.. act inside is nothing de lor.. onli a bit onli.. this is how kukup restaurant con ppl .. HAHA!!!!

after makaning... we went home lor... b4 going home my mum went to buy sth from e shop.. den hor.. one of e tourist guide call me ler.. she so suagu lor!!! she ingat aku singaporean..

" MISS!!!! don buy liao.. the ferry waiting for us.. buy later buy later!!! "

den i look like her wit my innocent face =D n say...

" ERRRRRRRRRRRR......... MISS!!!!! i m not TOURIST ler..!!!!! "

waliu.. how can she treat me s a sporean?!?! wan me speak malay to u!! huh!! =P

hehe... den we went home lor... btw.. my papa so funny lor... he bought a water gun.. to shoot the birds in my house.. den pass here pass there....... n finally!! it landed at the restaurants' boss' hands..... wat the..... bazir RM 4 ler.. haha...


BTW... here's my suagu parents... they r the sweetest, fiercest yet CUTEST n FUNNIEST parents of mine =D hee... but.. i do hope i have better skin den my dad's =P

I LOVE MY DADDY N MUMMY!!! =D


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